9,753 notes       April 22, 2014 @ 21:28       Via(Source)

"Godfather?" sputtered Uncle Vernon. "You haven’t got a godfather!" "Yes, I have,” said Harry brightly. “He was my mum and dad’s best friend. He’s a convicted murderer, but he’s broken out of wizard prison and he’s on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though… keep up with my news… check if I’m happy…”

#Harry Potter #I actually really love Harry when he's like this
315,034 notes       April 22, 2014 @ 20:56       Via(Source)

lychgate:

harrypotterfreak333:

When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…

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AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING

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#story of my life
59,457 notes       April 22, 2014 @ 20:23       Via(Source)

audreyii-fic:

robotsquid:

"MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED"

"I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS"

"HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’"

"THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE"

~one hour later~

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i had all these ideas and then

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#pretty much my life #yes #I have like 3 stories
163,101 notes       April 22, 2014 @ 19:51       Via(Source)

rumpelstiltskln:

if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me

272,693 notes       April 22, 2014 @ 19:19       Via(Source)
#writing stuff #words to use #I WILL USE THESE
10,577 notes       April 22, 2014 @ 18:46       Via(Source)

Fifteen Fluffy One-Liners 

#..........guys.............
162,754 notes       April 22, 2014 @ 18:14       Via(Source)

Some real creepy questions, get your fix. DO IT  

#do it #please
784 notes       April 22, 2014 @ 17:42       Via(Source)
#Taylor Swift!!!!!!
92,542 notes       April 22, 2014 @ 17:25       Via(Source)

"Most of the pain you’re dealing with are really just thoughts.. ever think of that?" - Buddhist Bootcamp (via kanshikan)

7,066 notes       April 08, 2014 @ 21:28       Via(Source)

anindoorkitty:

deanisthenewcain:

anindoorkitty:

didn’t lie that time…

Except she did. The whole point of that is that she didn’t go for the kill shot. She aimed to incapacitate, not kill.

No, the whole point is she did kill him. He flatlined. He was not responding to resuscitation efforts. They stopped CPR. When that happens, the person keeping the code form, records that time as the time of death.

#Sherlock #so wait... #HE DID DIE #AND THEN HE CAME BACK TO LIFE #Sherlock is a man of mystery #darn the script writer